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Scientific Attempt To Create Most Annoying Song Ever
An online poll conducted in the ’90s set Vitaly Komar, Alex Melamid and David Soldier on a quest to create the most annoying song ever. After gathering data about people’s least favorite music and lyrical subjects, they did the unthinkable: they combined them into a single monstrosity, specifically engineered to sound unpleasant to the maximum percentage of listeners.
Amazingly, this “most unwanted music” contains little dissonance — that would have been too easy. For the most part, they seem to have tried to assemble these elements in a listenable way.
Komar & Melamid and David Soldier’s list of undesirable elements included holiday music, bagpipes, pipe organ, a children’s chorus and the concept of children in general (really?), Wal-Mart, cowboys, political jingoism, George Stephanopoulos, Coca Cola, bossanova synths, banjo ferocity, harp glissandos, oompah-ing tubas and much, much more. It’s actually a fascinating listen, worthwhile for the opera rapping alone.
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Hippolyte Taine (via catp0rn)
The popular phenomenon that has begun to sweep the internet. Bored with nothing better to do, I decided to look into it. I logged onto the website, hid my location, and pressed the green button, wondering just where it would take me. I had no idea what was in store for me.
I arrived to a rather…
Stefan Lochner, Madonna with a Violet
Fuck you, tiny nun.
Lmao. I didn’t even notice her at first.
Wow, this is disgusting.
Why would you ever even say that? That is absolutely disgusting… I actually can’t believe this.
God what is wrong with you. I’m sorry, but this is just plain AWFUL. God.
No, FUCK OFF. Just fuck off.
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This is what an abortion looks like at 10 weeks. They removed the baby with rusty knives and just left it to die. Pro-“choice” people don’t care that this baby could have saved the world. Who knows what it might have become? A doctor? A lawyer? We’ll never know, because it never had the chance.
